Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Washington Walruses on the Web

Washington Walruses on the Web

Walrus Fan Headquarters

The Washington Walruses are an NBA basketball team located in Washington, D.C. The team's venue is currently the Verizon Center, Located in the Penn Quarter neighborhood of Chinatown, Quarter neighborhood of Chinatown.



Starting Lineup Tickets

Wednesday, August 29, 2012




             





Friday, August 24, 2012



Thursday, August 23, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

WEEK

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

REDNECK HAIKUS

And oldie but a goody. For Jim Bohannon:

OPTIONS
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I kin git on
Disability.

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we'll gig some frogs

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent the food money
To Robert Tilton

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O'Clock

DEPRIVED

In WalMart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants rasslin' doll
Mama whups his ass

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keep me from
My El Camino

GATHERING

In the morning mist
Mama scans Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

HUNGER

My shotgun misfires
Loaded with soggy birdshot
No squirrel for lunch

MOTHER AND CHILD

Crusted in boogers,
Baby has Kool-aid stained face
Only Mama loves.

Sunday, March 18, 2012




Thursday, February 2, 2012



Wednesday, January 11, 2012

RESUME FOR JANE HAUTANEN

JANE HAUTANEN

janedoe@post.com



202-213-4402


SUMMARY

Award-winning broadcast professional with all aspects of broadcast production, reporting, and announcing including all-news, classical, jazz and popular music formats.


EXPERIENCE

Cumulus Broadcasting (formerly Citadel, ABC), Washington DC 2002-Present

WRQX

Board Operator (2010-Present)


WMAL-AM/FM

Promotions Assistant (2010-Present)

Producer (2002-2004)

Chris Core, David Burd, Charlie Warren and Victoria Jones’ shows

While producing the Charlie Warren Show was instrumental in aiding in the capture of snipers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo.

WJZW/WVRX

Board Operator/Producer (2003-2011)


WAVA, Arlington VA 2001-2009

Board Operator/Announcer

Started as overnight weekend board operator, later served as announcer.

Maintained streamlined broadcast operations center
Trained new staff

Radio America, Washington DC 2005-2006

Traffic Production Assistant/Board Operator

Prepared news and commercial spots on overnight/morning shows


Metro Networks, Washington DC 2001

News Writer/Fill-in Anchor

Wrote, edited and assembled morning drive newscasts for the Washington, DC market, including business and sports stories, served as fill-in anchor for multiple stations


National Public Radio, Washington DC 2001

Assistant Producer

Edited features for Performance Today, a daily classical music broadcast.


WAMU, Washington DC 2001

Engineering Department - Consultant

Assisted chief engineer in administrative duties.


Westwood One, Washington DC 1995 - 2001

Producer

The Jim Bohannon Show

Coordinated in-studio production of show including establishing uplinks, managing guests, maintaining continuity, handling call-in phones, and selecting music and actualities

Wrote and edited material for First Light and America in the Morning, voiced and distributed national news feeds

Standardnews, Washington DC 1994 - 1995

Writer/Reporter

Wrote and produced local, national, and international wraps and actualities for affiliates nationwide.


WILM News Radio, Wilmington DE 1990 - 1994

Reporter/Anchor

Reporter specializing in politics and judicial issues § Anchored and produced wide variety of day parts, including drive time § Produced and hosted award-winning Community Spotlight, a weekly public affairs feature


EDUCATION

University of Florida, Gainesville, FL

Master of Arts in Mass Communications


University of Cologne, Cologne, Germany

Fulbright Fellowship


Immaculata College, Immaculata, PA

Bachelor of Arts in German with Minor in Business

Junior year spent in Munich, Germany through Wayne State University

LANGUAGES

German (fluent), Spanish (conversant), ASL


AWARDS







Nominated for March of Dimes AIR Award

Associated Press Award for Light Feature

Sunday, January 1, 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Marigold, Mariella, Fairy, the mice and I wish you happy birthday!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!

Marigold, Mariella, Fairy, the mice and I wish you happy belated birthday!